Tampa Bay Buccaneers Jokes
Q: What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: Did you hear about the joke that Jameis Winston told his receivers?
A: It went over their heads.
Q: Why can't Jameis Winston use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.
Q: What is the difference between a Buccaneers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.
Q: How many Buccaneers fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None they are happy living in Atlanta's shadow!
Q: How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
Q: What did the Buccaneers fan say after his team won the Super Bowl?
A: "Dammit mom, why'd you wake me up? I was having an amazing dream!"
Q. How are the Buccaneers like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a single yard!
Q: What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common?
A: Neither one shows up for work on Sunday.
Q: How do you know the Florida State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Tampa Bay.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Buccaneers tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
Q: Want to hear a Buccaneers joke?
A: Vincent Jackson!
Q: Why is Vincent Jackson like a grizzly bear?
A: Every fall he goes into hibernation.
Q: What do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".
Q: How do you keep an Tampa Bay Buccaneers out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: What do you call a buccaneer?
A: A good price for corn.
Q: Why are so many Tampa Bay Buccaneers players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!
Q: What is a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New Orleans."
Q: How do you stop an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!
Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: If you have a car containing a Buccaneers wide receiver, a Buccaneers linebacker, and a Buccaneers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: How do you casterate an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth
Q: What should you do if you find three Tampa Bay Buccaneers football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.
Q: What's the difference between an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.
Q. How did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!
Q: What does an Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.
Q: What do you call a Tampa Bay Buccaneer in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.
Q: What do the Buccaneers and the Post Office have in common?
A: Neither deliver on Sundays!
Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?
A: Have him watch a couple Tampa Bay Buccaneers games.
Q: Did you hear that Tampa Bay's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.
Q: How many Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!
Q: What does a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do the Buccaneers and the mailman have in common?
A: Neither deliver on Sunday.
Q: Why do Buccaneers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: How do the Buccaneers spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights
Q: How do you keep a Buccaneers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for years!
Q: Why do the Tampa Bay Buccaneers want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!
Q: What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!
Q: Where do you go in Tampa Bay in case of a tornado?
A: Raymond James Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Raymond James stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!
Q: Why doesn't Orlando have a professional football team?
A: Because then Tampa Bay would want one.
Q: What's the difference between the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and a pinball machine?
A: The pinball machine scores more points.
Q: Why are Tampa Bay Buccaneers jokes getting dumber and dumber??
A: Because Buccaneers fans have started to make them up themselves.
Q: What's the difference between Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans and mosquitoes?
A: Mosquitoes are only annoying in the summer.
Did you hear that Raymond James Stadium had to be resodded?
Thats really sad when you cant even get your own grass to root for you!
Can a Tampa Bay Buccaneers player drive a stick?
Only if they remove the clutch.
My wife was about to put my son in a Tampa Bay Buccaneers jersey, but I reminded her it was a choking hazard.
A Buccaneers fan doesn't always eat pastries, but when he does it's usually a turnover.
98 percent of adults no longer believe in Santa, the other 2 percent are Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans.
I put a Buccaneers logo on an airplane and now it can't touchdown.
According to a new poll 91 percent of people are satisfied with their lives.
The other 9 percent are Tampa Bay Buccaneers fans.
Son: What's a touchdown?
Dad: I'm not sure son, we're Buccaneers fans.
Are you scared of catching the flu? Just hang in the Buccaneers end zone, they don't catch anything there.
I took my broken vacuum cleaner back to the store.
They put a Buccaneers jersey on it and now it sucks again.
Why did the Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan cross the road.....I was thinking when I accelerated.
Child Welfare
A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. \
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Falcons Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Buccaneers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Buccaneers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Buccaneers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Buccaneers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Falcons fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Falcons fan?'
"Because my mom is a Falcons fan, and my dad is Falcons fan, so I'm a Falcons fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Falcons fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Buccaneers fan.'
4 Football Fans
A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Buccaneers fan, and a Saints fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Buccaneers fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Saints fan off the mountain.