Pittsburgh Steelers Jokes

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Q: How did Lawrence Taylor meet an underage girl through a mutual acquaintance?
A: Ben Roethlisberger!

Q: Why did Ines Sainz feel uncomfortable in the New York Jets locker room?
A: Because all the players put on Ben Roethlisberger jerseys!

Q: Why shouldn't Bills WR Stevie Johnson tweet to god about dropping a game winning touchdown pass in the overtime game with Pittsburgh?
A: God is a Steelers fan!

Q: Why is Charlie Sheen in such a good mood?
A: Because James Harrison now holds the record for most illegal hits!

Q: Why should Ben Roethlisberger be grateful that Roger Goodell was willing to meet with him in private?
A: Roger is one of the only people still willing to meet with Ben in a private room!

Q: What's black and gold and black and blue?
A: Any Steeler after playing the Ravens!

Q: Who are the best paid sports figures?
A: Anyone on the Yankees, anyone on the Boston Red Sox, then all the women Ben Roethlisberger pays to stay quiet!

Q: What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Steelers fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many Pittsburgh Steelers does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Pittsburgh Steelers.

Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a Pittsburgh Steeler out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many Pittsburgh Steelers players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a Pittsburgh Steelers fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat Baltimore."

Q: How do you stop an Pittsburgh Steelers fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in Ravens Black and Purple!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and a Pittsburgh Steelers fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Steelers wide receiver, a Steelers linebacker, and a Steelers defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you casterate an Pittsburgh Steelers fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Pittsburgh Steelers football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. How did the Pittsburgh Steelers fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: Did you hear that Pittsburgh's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Pittsburgh Steelers fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don�t burn out man!

Q: What does a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They�re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do Pittsburgh Steelers fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Steelers spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: How do you keep a Steelers fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the Pittsburgh Steelers want to change their name to the Pittsburgh Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the Pittsburgh Steelers & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in Pittsburgh in case of a tornado?
A: Heinz Fieldp - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Heinz Field upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why doesn't Harrisburg have a professional football team?
A: Because then Pittsburgh would want one.

Ravens Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Steelers fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Steelers fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Steelers fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Steelers fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Ravens fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Ravens fan?'
"Because my mom is a Ravens fan, and my dad is Ravens fan, so I'm a Ravens fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Ravens fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Steelers fan.'

4 Football Fans
A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Ravens fan, and a Steelers fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Ravens fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Steelers fan off the mountain.

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