New York Jets Jokes

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Q: What is cromarties favorite clothe designer?
A: AberCROmbie and fitch

Q: What is Osama Bin Ladens favorite football team?
A: The New York Jets!

Q: Whats Green and White and doesn't play football?
A: Joe McKnight

Q: Why are former massage therapists suing the New York Jets and Brett Favre?
A: Because they claimed Brett Favre rubbed him the wrong way!

Q: What do you call an New York Jet with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the New York Jets and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Jets fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many New York Jets does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The New York Jets.

Q: What do the New York Jets and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an New York Jets out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many New York Jets players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a New York Jets fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New England."

Q: How do you stop an New York Jets fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New Orleans Black and Gold!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an New York Jets fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Jets wide receiver, a Jets linebacker, and a Jets defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you casterate an New York Jets fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three New York Jets football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an New York Jets fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. How did the New York Jets fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What does an New York Jets fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call a New York Jet in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that New Yorks's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many New York Jets fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don�t burn out man!

Q: What does a New York Jets fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They�re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do New York Jets fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Jets spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: How do you keep a Jets fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New England Red White and Blue and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the New York Jets want to change their name to the New York Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the New York Jets & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in New York in case of a tornado?
A: New Meadowlands Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over New Meadowlands Stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why doesn't Syracuse have a professional football team?
A: Because then New York would want one.

Jets Fan
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Patriots fan.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Patriots fans.
Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'
Because I'm not a Patriots fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Patriots fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Jets fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a Jets fan?'
"Because my mom is a Jets fan, and my dad is Jets fan, so I'm a Jets fan too!"
"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Jets fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'
"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Patriots fan.'

4 Football Fans
A Redskins fan, an Eagles fan, a Jets fan, and a Patriots fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Redskins fan insists he is the most loyal. 'This is for the Redskins! ' he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Eagles fan shouts, 'This is for the Eagles!' and throws himself off the mountain.
The Jets fan is next to profess his love for his team.
He yells, 'This is for everyone!' and pushes the Patriots fan off the mountain.

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