Kansas City Chiefs Jokes

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Q: Which football team cooks gourmet meals together?
A: The Kansas City Chefs.

Q: What will happen if Charlie Weis is relieved of his duties as offensive coordinator with the Kansas City Chiefs?
A: He'll become the teams new mascot!

Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Chiefs fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Kansas City Chiefs.

Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an Kansas City Chiefs out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many Kansas City Chiefs players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a Kansas City Chiefs fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat San Diego."

Q: How do you stop an Kansas City Chiefs fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in San Diego Blue and Gold!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Kansas City Chiefs fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Chiefs wide receiver, a Chiefs linebacker, and a Chiefs defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you casterate an Kansas City Chiefs fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Kansas City Chiefs football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Kansas City Chiefs fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. How did the Kansas City Chiefs fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What does an Kansas City Chiefs fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call an Kansas City Chief in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that Kansas City's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don�t burn out man!

Q: What does a Kansas City Chiefs fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They�re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do Kansas City Chiefs fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Chiefs spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: How do you keep a Chiefs fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the Kansas City Chiefs want to change their name to the Atlanta Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in Kansas City in case of a tornado?
A: Arrowhead Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Arrowhead stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why doesn't Springfield have a professional football team?
A: Because then Kansas City would want one.

Child Welfare

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. \
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Kansas City Chiefs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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