Buffalo Bills Jokes

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Q: Why shouldn't Bills WR Stevie Johnson tweet to god about dropping a game winning touchdown pass in the overtime game with Pittsburgh?
A: God is a Steelers fan!

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out!

Q: Why did the NFL refuse to punish the Bills Marshawn Lynch for his hit and run accident?
A: Six months with the Buffalo Bills is punishment enough!

Q: What will happen if the Buffalo Bills actually win a playoff game?
A: Hell will freeze over!

Q: Did you hear that someone purchased the Buffalo Bills and is going to move them to Alaska?
A: They are going to rename them the Arctic Chokes.

Q: How do you know the New York Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Buffalo.
A: For the first offense, they give you two Buffalo Bills tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

Q: What do you call an Buffalo Bill with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What is the difference between a Bills fan and a baby?
A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Q: How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a tire?
A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: What do you call 53 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Buffalo Bills.

Q: What do the Buffalo Bills and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep an Buffalo Bills out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Why are so many Buffalo Bills players claiming they have the Swine Flu?
A: So They don't have to touch the pigskin!

Q: What is a Buffalo Bills fan's favorite whine?
A: "We can't beat New England."

Q: How do you stop an Buffalo Bills fan from beating his wife?
A: Dress her in New England Red White and Blue!

Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Buffalo Bills fan?
A: The bucket.

Q: If you have a car containing a Bills wide receiver, a Bills linebacker, and a Bills defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.

Q: How do you casterate an Buffalo Bills fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What should you do if you find three Buffalo Bills football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
A: Get more cement.

Q: What's the difference between an Buffalo Bills fan and a carp?
A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Q. How did the Buffalo Bills fan die from drinking milk?
A. The cow fell on him!

Q: What does an Buffalo Bills fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?
A: He turns off the PlayStation 3.

Q: What do you call a Buffalo Bill in the Super Bowl?
A: A referee.

Q: Did you hear that Buffalo's football team doesn't have a website?
A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: How many Buffalo Bills fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Lava lamps don�t burn out man!

Q: What does a Buffalo Bills fan and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They�re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why do Buffalo Bills fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards?
A: So they can park in handicap spaces.

Q: How do the Bills spend the first week of training camp?
A: Studying the Miranda Rights

Q: How do you keep a Bills fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick New Orleans gold and he won't beat it for 4 years!

Q: Why do the Buffalo Bills want to change their name to the Buffalo Tampons?
A: Because they are only good for one period and do not have a second string!

Q: What's the difference between the Buffalo Bills & the Taliban?
A: The Taliban has a running game!

Q: Where do you go in Buffalo in case of a tornado?
A: Ralph Wilson Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. Why do ducks fly over Ralph Wilson stadium upside down?
A. There's nothing worth craping on!

Q: Why doesn't Albany have a professional football team?
A: Because then Buffalo would want one.

Child Welfare

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Fulton County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.
The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.
When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.
After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. \
After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Buffalo Bills, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

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