Gymnastics Jokes
Where do cheating gymnasts go?
Behind parallel bars!
What did one gymnast say to the other?
Nice to Meet you.
How do you know if your a gymnast?
Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography for the floor exercise in your head.
What do gymnasts, acrobats, and bananas have in common?
They can all do the splits.
How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?
A split second!
How do you know your on a date with a gymnast?
She asks you to split the check.
Why did the gymnast put extra salt on her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer salts.
Why did the gymnasts get naked?
So they can Meet in the Flesh.
What do you call a Disney princess that can flip like a gymnast?
Ariel.
What's the hardest part about being a male gymnast?
Telling your parents that you're gay.
What do a dentist and a gymnastics coach have in common?
They both use drills!
What happens when a gymnast and her coach don't get along?
They split up.
What do you call a male gymnast who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That�s just how I roll.
I'm not short, I'm a gymnast.
I was once a gymnast, in a parallel bars dimension.
A gymnast walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"
If I go on a date with a gymnast, can I expect to split the check?
Barbie
"This week Mattel made a lot of news. They are now going to be advertising a gymnastics Barbie doll.
This will be the first Barbie ad where under the picture it says 'actual size."