What is the similarity between four-putting and masturbation?
You are slightly ashamed of what you have done and worst of all you know it will
happen again!
Why are golf and sex so similar?
They are the two things you can thoroughly enjoy even though you are really bad
at them.
If you think it's hard to meet new people, pick up the wrong golf ball on the
course sometime.
Do you know why the game is called golf?
Because all the other four letter words were taken.
Golf: a game where you yell fore, you get six, and you write five.
"You think so much of your old golf game that you don't even remember
when we were married," said the pouting wife.
"Of course I do, my dear -- it was the day I sank that thirty-foot
putt."
Which is the easiest golf stroke?
The fourth putt!
During a Pro Am, Arnold Palmer's partner asked, "Well Arnold, what do
you think of my game?"
"It's OK," said Arnie, "but I prefer golf!"
A wife walked into the bedroom and found her husband in bed with his golf
clubs.
Seeing the astonished look on her face, he calmly said, "Well, you said I
had to choose, right ?"
The golfer called one of the caddies and said, "I want a caddie who can
count and keep the score. What's 3 and 4 and 5 add up to?"
"11 sir," said the caddie.
"Good, you'll do perfectly."
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