Q: What do you get if you see a Calgary Stampeders fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand
Q: What is the difference between Saskatchewan and the bermuda triangle?
A: Nothing they both have three points.
Q: Why do midgets always laugh when playing football?
A: The grass tickles their balls!
Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Football team?
A: Because she Kept running away from the ball.
Q: How do you make a Argonauts fan run?
A: Build a job centre.
Q: What happens when the opposition cross the halfway line at Mosaic Stadium?
A: They score.
Q: What tea do footballers drink?
Apparantly, the Saskatchewan Roughrigers under investigation by the Canadian
Revenue Agency for tax evasion.
- they've been claiming for Silver Polish for the past 30 years.
Q: What's the difference between an Argonauts fan and a supermarket trolley?
A: The trolley has a mind of it's own.
Q: How many Hamilton Tiger-cats fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.
Q: What do you call a Ottawa Redblacks fan with an IQ of 10?
A: Supremely gifted!
Q: How do you change an Eskimos fans mind?
A: Blow in his ear!
Q: Why is a bad football team like an old bra?
A: No cups and little support.
Q: How do athletes stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Q: What lights up a football pitch at night?
A: a football match.
Q: What's the difference between a BC Lions fan and a broken clock?
A: Even a broken clock is right twice a day!
Q. Why did the football player bring string to the game?
A: So she could tie the score
Q: Why did the football ball quit the team?
A: He was tired of being thrown about.
They say that pessimists see the cup as half empty, and optimists as half full
Winnipeg haven't even seen the cup in 25 years!