Three students from University of Michigan, Michigan State, and Ohio State went hunting.
The Buckeye brought back a big buck.
"How did you get that?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot a buck."
Then the Wolverine brought back an elephant.
"How did you get that?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I shot an elephant."
Then the Spartan came back all beat up.
"What happened?" they all asked.
"I saw the tracks, I followed the tracks, and 'boom' I got hit by a train."