Hey! Where did badminton go?!
I dont know? Where?
To prison he was a bad man, tom
What did the shuttlecock say when it got hit?
Who's making all the racquet?
What do you call a blonde badminton player with two brain cells?
my dog minton ate two shuttlecocks
Bad Minton Bad Minton!
Why are badminton players so loud?
Because they are always making a RACKET
Why can't you play badminton in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
What's the hardest part of playing badminton?
Telling your parents your gay.
What happens when you play badminton with Legos?
You get SHUTTLE-COCK BLOCKed.
A badminton player and a tennis player get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are heavily damaged, but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the tennis player spots the other's tennis gear and says, "So you're a badminton player, that's interesting. I'm a tennis pro... Gosh! Just look at our cars, there's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The badminton player replied: "I agree with you completely; this must be a sign from God!"
The tennis player continued, "And look at this - here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of whisky didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this and celebrate our good fortune."
Then he hands the bottle to the badminton player. The badminton man nods his head in agreement, opens it and takes a few big gulps from the bottle, then hands it back to the tennis pro.
The tennis pro takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the badminton player. The badminton player asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The tennis pro replies, "No. I think I will just wait for the police to turn up and sort this out..."