The Images of Mother Joke
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4 years of age: My Mommy can do anything!
8 years of age: My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 years of age: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything
14 years of age: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that either
16 years of age: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned
18 years of age: That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 years of age: Well, she might know a little bit about it
35 years of age: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion
60 years of age: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 years of age: Wish I could talk it over with Mom once more.