Shorts
It's much easier to pick on rich old ladies in fur coats;
than big bikers in leather jackets.
Q: What's the difference between a coffin and a condom?
A: Apart from they both carry stiffs, ones for coming
and ones for going.
Q: Have you heard about the new
combination aphrodisiac and laxative?
A: Its called easy cum, easy go.
When Mary had a little lamb the
doctors were surprised,
But when old
Macdonald had a farm they couldn't believe their eyes.
Q: How do you make a kleenex dance?
A: Blow a boogie into
it.
Q:What's
red and screams?
A: A peeled baby in salt.
By Richard
John
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