Shorts Joke

It's much easier to pick on rich old ladies in fur coats;
than big bikers in leather jackets.

Q: What's the difference between a coffin and a condom?
A: Apart from they both carry stiffs, ones for coming and ones for going.

Q: Have you heard about the new combination aphrodisiac and laxative?
A: Its called easy cum, easy go.

When Mary had a little lamb the doctors were surprised,
But when old Macdonald had a farm they couldn't believe their eyes.

Q: How do you make a kleenex dance?
A: Blow a boogie into it.

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