Q. What occurs more often in
December than any other month?
A. Conception.
Q. What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS from every other TV
show?
A. No theme song.
Q. Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
A. Their birthplace.
Q. Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat
name
requested?
A. Obsession
Q. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go
until you would find the letter
"A"?
A. One thousand
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and
laser printers all have in
common?
A. All invented by women.
Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?
A. Honey
Q. There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of
the year?
A. Father's Day
Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the
most ironic?
A. He was allergic to carrots.
Q. What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A.
Snoop in your medicine cabinet.