Viagra, The quicker dicker upper
Viagra, One-a-day, like iron
Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight
Viagra, Home of the whopper
Viagra, It plumps when you take 'em
Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
Viagra, Tastes great, more filling
Viagra, Ten inches long ... and growing.
Viagra, We work harder, so you don't have to.
And the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:
This is your penis. This is your penis on drugs. Any questions?