Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you still be hungry?
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be wearing
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why is it that when we bounce a check, the bank charges us more of what they
already know we don't have any of?
When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents
in, what happens to the other penny?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin
When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who
a race car not called a racist?
Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?
Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange,
silver, or purple?
Why, when I wind up my watch, I start it; but when I wind up a project, I
Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
"I am." is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could
be that "I Do." is the longest sentence?
If the singular of GEESE is GOOSE, shouldn't a Portuguese person be called a
Why is a procrastinator's work never done?
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
Single Liners deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked
and drycleaners depressed?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion
stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell
you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?
Are people more violently opposed to fur rather than leather
because it's much easier to harass rich women than motorcycle
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he
If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from Holland