Q. What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A. Their balls are just for decoration.
Q. Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A. Because it scares the Hell out of the dog.
Q. Why is divorce so expensive?
A. Because it's worth it.
Q. What's the difference between Jesse Jackson and a door knob?
A. Not a whole lot.
Q. What's the best way to a woman's heart.
A. Left side of her chest, through the breast plate.
Q. Why is a dog "man's best friend"?
A. He never argues and he's always happy to see you.
Q. Why are they called the Atlanta Braves?
A. Ever seen the girls there?