Drunk in Church Joke - Single Liners

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Drunk in Church

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down
but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the
drunk just sits there.
Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no
use knockin', there's no paper on this side either."

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