A tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.
"Please, you have to come over right away," pleaded a distraught mother, "My
child has swallowed a condom."
The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out of the door, the
phone rang again.
"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of
relief. "My husband's just found another one."