n. What a woman intentionally becomes, when pulled over by a
n. A discussion that occurs, when you're right, but
he just hasn't realized it yet.
Balance the checkbook (bal*ens da chek*buk)
v. To go to the cash machine and
n. You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce,
chopped the tomatoes, diced the onions, marinated the meat, and cleaned
everything up, but he "made the dinner".
Blonde jokes (blond joks)
n. Jokes that are short so men can understand them.
n. Gotta get married in a church.
Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer)
n. An appliance designed to eat socks.
Diet Soda (dy*it so*da)
n. A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with
a pound of M&M chocolate covered peanuts.
n. The last two minutes of a football game.
v. To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to
make a purchase.
Grocery List(grow*ser*ee list)
n. What you spend half an hour writing, then
forget to take with you to the store.
Hair Dresser (hare dres*er)
n. Someone, who is able to create a style, you
will never be able to duplicate again. See also "Magician".
Hardware Store (hard*war stor)
n. Similar to a black hole in space...if he
goes in, he isn't coming out anytime soon.
n. You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he
gets to hold your hand and say, "Focus...breath...push...Good Girl!"
n. On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your
mouth. On his collar, coloring only a tramp would wear.
v./n. Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and
neck". After children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide.
n. The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and
children. See also "tranquilizers".
Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae)
n. A day ,when you have dreams of a
candlelight dinner, diamonds, and romance, but consider yourself lucky to get
Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah)
n. Comes off if you cry, shower,
or swim, but will not come off, if you try to remove it.
n. The number of times you ask someone to take out the
trash, then end up doing it yourself anyway.