A catholic school teacher was teaching a lesson one morning and asked his students where Jesus was.
"Yes Susie" he said as he called on Susie whose hand was raised.
"He's in heaven!" She shouted with pride.
He called on Steven who said "He was in his heart"
The only boy left with his hand raised with had the most unusual answer "He's in my bathroom!"
Everyone had a puzzled look on his/her face.
"Yeah!" Said the boy.. "My father bangs on the door every morning saying 'Jesus Christ, ya still in there?"