Cardinal Sodano goes running into the Holy Father's office and is quite beside himself. "Holy Father, Holy Father!"
"What is it my son?" the pope responds.
"I have some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? "
"The good news", responds the Holy Father.
The Cardinal says "OK. The good news is that the Lord Jesus has returned as He promised!"
"Hallelujah, Hallelujah. Praise be to God!", the Holy Father responds "So what's the bad news? "
Sodano responds "He in Salt Lake City."