Jehovah Witness Jokes
What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band?
The Doors.
Alex, do you want to be a Jehovah's Witness?
Damn! But I have not even seen the accident!
What's the difference between a Kia and a Jehovah's witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's witness!
Why can't a Jehovah Witness be the lead singer in a band?
He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.
What do you call an Irish Jehovah's Witness?
Paddy O'Doors.
If Jehovah had a good lawyer he wouldn't need so many witnesses.
Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.
Jehovah Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.
Jehovah Witnesses are like spam in the real world.
I was once Asked to become a Jehovah's witness. I said "I did not see the accident."