Jehovah Witness Jokes

What is Jehovah's witness' favorite band?
The Doors.

Alex, do you want to be a Jehovah's Witness?
Damn! But I have not even seen the accident!

What's the difference between a Kia and a Jehovah's witness?
You can close the door on a Jehovah's witness!

Why can't a Jehovah Witness be the lead singer in a band?
He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

What do you call an Irish Jehovah's Witness?
Paddy O'Doors.

If Jehovah had a good lawyer he wouldn't need so many witnesses.

Jehovah Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people knocking on their doors.

Jehovah Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

Jehovah Witnesses are like spam in the real world.

I was once Asked to become a Jehovah's witness. I said "I did not see the accident."

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