Breakdown Joke
There is a massive hurricane and the water reaches up to the top of the priests home. The priest climbs up to the roof and the water reaches his waste. A man on a boat comes by and says "Hop on, I'll bring you to safety." The priest replied "No no the lord will save me."
By now the water has reached his neck. A rescue plane comes by and drops a ladder to bring the priest to safety. The priest called up "No No the lord will save me."
Finally the water goes over his head and he swims to the surface. Another boat comes by and offers to bring the priest to safety. Once again he replied "No No the lord will save me."
The priest drowns and dies. When he reaches the gates of heaven he asks God "Lord, why didn't you save me?" The lord replied "what the fuck are you talking about, I sent you two boats and a plane!"