Drowning Joke
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There was a man drowning in the sea and he passed a boat and asked:
"Can I help you?"
The man replies "No thanks, God will save me."
Then another boat passes and they asked him: "Do you need help?"
Again he replies "No thanks, God will save me."
The man dies, goes to heaven and says to God: "God, why did not you save me?"
And God says to him:
"I sent you two boats!"