A boy is trying to sell fish so he screams "Dam fish get your dam fish here"
And a pastor walks up and asks "Why are you using bad language"
So the boy says he caught them at the local dam
So the pastor buys one and takes it home and tells his wife to "Cook the dam fish!"
She says "I didnt know pastors talked like that so he explained it to her.
Later at the table he says to his son "Pass the dam fish" and the son says "Thats the spirit now pass the fucking potatoes."