Smartest President Ever Joke

There are 5 people on a plane a senator a model, a 11 year old girl, a war veteran, and Dubya.
The plane starts to crash sadly there are only 4 parachutes the model says she is too pretty to die the senator says he is too important and they both take one and jump.
Dubya says he is the smartest president there ever has been and ever will be so he grabs on and jumps.
The war veteran is willing to let the girl go but there is one parachute left.
The little girl smiles and says "The worlds smartest president took my school bag."

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