There was a queen and her three knights and the queen said "Go on a journey, and who ever comes back with the most ping pong balls will be the king."
So the knights go on their way. a few days later one knight come to the queen with 1000 ping pong balls.
The next day the second knight comes with 10000 ping pong balls.
About two or three days later the third one come with no ping pong balls but with bruises, scratches, and a broken leg.
The queen says to the knight "Where are all of your ping pong balls?"
and the knight says "Ping pong balls? I thought you said King Kong balls"