What do you call a restaurant that only serves pancakes?
All Day Brexit.
What time was it when the Brexit monster devoured David Cameron?
Did you hear about Boris Johnson's hip hop record?
It's called "Straight Outta Europe".
What did David Cameron sing on his last day as Prime Minister?
"I can't live, if living is without EU."
"Never gonna give EU up."
"Don't Go Brexit my heart."
"Want EU Back for Good".
What do hobbits want?
What did Teresa May say before her union?
"I'm leaving EU".
Why do the English drink so much tea?
Because tea leaves.
What did Great Britian tell Europe?
"We don't need EU."
"EU make me sick."
"Jokes on EU."
What did Britian say to it's trading partners?
See EU later.
What are Brits now saying about Brexit?
"My life would suck without EU."
"I love EU baby."
"We still love EU."
"Nothing Compares to EU"
Did you see the Romantic comedy with Teresa May, Boris Johnson, and David Cameron?
It's called "Leave Actually".
Before I Finn-ished my English Brexit, I decided to Czech-out the Bye-gium waffles.
I heard Europe is starting to look sexy now that it has lost a few pounds.
If at first you don't secede, try try again.
A Welshman, Englishman, Scotsman, and an Irishman all walk into a bar and party all night.
They all had to leave because the Englishman wanted Brexit.