Sorry I didn't get you a box of chocolates for valentines day but if you want something sweet and smooth I'm right here.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
Wanna go on an ate and be my alentine? Don't worry I'll give you the VD later.
Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business
"Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff. all my base are belong to you,"
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
Once you get shot by cupid, the rest look just stupid!
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Your weiner is the only one for my buns this Valentine's Day