Twitter Day Pick Up Lines

You on twitter? Get "at" me?

Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.

I'm twitterpated with you.

I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.

If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day

You're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk

Your twitters make my heart flitter.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I <3 you.

Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.

Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.

Let's direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex

Tweet here often?

Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?

I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true.

Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.

I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.

Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Cause it's so far away from you.

I wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.

I could read your random thoughts all night long.

Wanna go back to my house and #?

Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.

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