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You on twitter? Get "at" me?
Be my date and I'll #FollowFriday you every day of the week.
I'm twitterpated with you.
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
If Twitter is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
You must be twitter cuz I been followin you all day
You're so hot, you must have more followers than @aplusk
Your twitters make my heart flitter.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you're seeing this tweet, I <3 you.
Tweet your mother 'thank you' for giving birth to something as gorgeous as you.
Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?
Fancy tweeting someone like you in a place like this.
Let's direct message_all_night_long_ #kiss #sex
Tweet here often?
Was that an earthquake or did u just tweet my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your tweets come true.
Who cares about celebrities? You're the only star in my twitterverse.
I usually don't follow the first night but for you I'll make an exception.
Do you know why the Twitter bird is blue? Cause it's so far away from you.
I wouldn't trade your follow for all of Gary Vaynerchuk's.
I could read your random thoughts all night long.
Wanna go back to my house and #?
Oh can't you see, how your tweets please me. Every breath you take, every tweet you make, I'll be following you.
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