Tax Accountant Pick Up Lines

You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.

Please, baby, let me withhold you.

Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.

Does the IRS work for 24hrs? I don't think so. Well that's too bad, cuz I could tax that ass all night!

In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'

If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?

You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond let's do it."

Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40.

You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother -- which is good, since I still live with her.

Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

Nice assets.

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