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The 2006 Tax Deadline is April 17, 2006. Now that your taxes are done here are some funny tax accountant pick-up lines
You've got a lovely pair of W-2's.
Please, baby, let me withhold you.
Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
In my office, 'I.R.S.' stands for 'I'm really sexy.'
If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
You're entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income...now let's do it."
Let's fill out a 1040 -- you're a 10, and I'm 40.
You're the kind of girl I could take home to mother -- which is good, since I still live with her.
Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.
Nice assets.
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