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Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

You're eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.

How was Heaven when you left it?

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

Honey, you give new meaning to the defintion of 'edible'.

I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven.

You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

I'm no organ donor, but I'd be happy to give you my heart.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Excuse me...Hi, I'm writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are clear like the ocean? Because I can see straight into your soul.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Can you give me directions to your heart? I've seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one

This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you..

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

there are many fish in the sea but you're the only one that's caught my eye

"When I'm older looking back at all of my finest memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you. "

If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors..don't be alarmed, babyqirl..you're just in my heart

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If a star fell for every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.

When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you.... I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You"

Your smile lit up the room so I had to come over."

Hi, my friend thinks you're kinda cute, but I don't. I think you're absolutely gorgeous.

Do you wear contacts?! (she says no...) Because your eyes are just so beautiful!

(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.

There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

If you know a person's name: "Hi, [name]." How did you know my name? "Isn't every beautiful girl named that?"

Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die.

May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizard."

You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.

Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?

You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, and baby im lost at sea

Your so sweet, your giving me cavaties

If I was your heart would you let me beat?

If you had eleven roses and you looked in the morror; then you'd see twelve of the most beatiful things in the world.

How does it feel? she ask's what; you say 2 be the only star in the sky

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

You: Can I borrow a quarter? She: why? ( if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why) You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. (have something prepared to quickly follow through)

My life is so sad and lonley (why) because your not in it

Hey baby do you like a man that can carry big things because I have the biggest sweetheart

I'll put a tear drop in the ocean. When you find it is when I'll stop loving you.

I lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you

I know I don't have a library card but can I check you out?

We're like a 4-Leaf clover. You're the C and I'm the R, and there's love in between us.

Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.


Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26!
Boy: I thought there was 21?
Girl: Umm, no!
Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

I wrote your name in the sky but the clouds blue it away.
I wrote your name in the sand but the waves wash it away.
I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

Boy: Close your eyes.
Girl: K
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Nothin.
Boy: That's my life without you.

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