Stupid Pick Up Lines


Did you ever realize screw rhymes with me and you?

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

Theres a party in my pants and your invited.

I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you! Don't be so picky.... I wasn't!

I just shit in my pants... Can I get in yours?

I lost my virginity... can I have yours?

I may not be able to knock bottom, but I'll scrape the shit out of the sides!

My body is telling me yes. I hope yours is doing the same thing.

Is there a magnet in your pants? (Why?) Cause I'm attracted to your buns of steel!

Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy

Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

It may be a needle, but it works like a sewing machine

Do you need a napkin? Because you look DIRTY!!!

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

I'm gay but you might just turn me straight.

What's your favorite silverware?..because I like to spoon!

Is that a tic-tac in your blouse or are you just glad to see me?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

If I filp a coin what are my chances of getting head?

Hey there you look good, how many guys do I have to wait behind?

Nice socks, can I try them on?

Blonde, James Blonde… Jr.

Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!

You've got the whitest teeth I have ever seen!

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

Can I have directions?… to your heart?

Hi, are you legal? No, your to hot to be legal.

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Nice socks, can I try them on?

Can I carry your books?

Your father must be a drug dealer, cuz you dope!

Hi, will you reject me if I try and pick you up?

So I heard you got the hots for me!

Are you tired? cuz you've been running around in my mind all day!

Are those space pants? cuz your legs are out of this world!

Do you mind if I stare at you up close, instead of from across the room?

Hey baby, got any cavities?

Are you a model?

If beauty were measured in seconds, you'd be an hour!

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

I've got a thirst baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!

Hey, I'm bored. Entertain me and I'll buy you a beer.

Hi, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you.

Hey honey, I got money!

Are you Sweadish? cuz you're the sweetish girl I've met!

My name is Peter Pan, cuz I can take you to Never Never Land.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

Are you O.K.? because it's a long fall from heaven.

I'm sorry, I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women!

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

Do you alway wear your shoes over your socks?


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