Chemistry Pick Up Lines

Chem students do it on the table periodically

You're like an exothermic reaction, you spread your hotness everywhere!

Do you have 11 protons? Cause your sodium fine.

If i was an enzyme, i'd be DNA helicase so i could unzip your genes

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because your cute

Are you my Appendix, cause I have a gut feeling I should take you out.

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

You must be auxin, because your causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

Girl you must be made of Florine, Iodine, and Neon, because you are FINe

You must be calcium bicarbonate, because if you let me get you wet, then the reaction will be explosive.

Baby, everytime i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up

Are you made of copper? Cause I Cu in a relationship with me.

You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".

I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.

My bond length might be short, but it can still give you some "electron density"

Let's find out our combined volume, by displacing the water in my water bed

You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.

You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.

Your so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract. (Muscles that make you smile)

Babe you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential

Are you chloroplast cause you'd be good on my stem.

Want to test the spring constant of my matress?

We have great chemistry, lets do some biology

I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10

Baby you've definitely got potential, my place would be a great place to convert it to kinetic

When you and me get together it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.

You are the HCl to my NaOH, lets make sweet love and make an ocean together

Is it getting hot in here? or is it just our bond that is forming?

Girl gave me Arsenic Sulfide so I tore that AsS up

Baby you must be made of mica rock because you have perfect cleavage

You must be related to Alfred Nobel, because baby you are dynamite!

Want to meet up so I can excite your natural frequency?

Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts... it's how you apply the force

If i was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?

I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.

You must be Mohs scale, because You make me harder than a diamond.

If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?

Lets meet somewhere... you bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod

Lets get together and test the spring potential of my matress

Let's discover our coefficient of friction

You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron

My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you

You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond!

Baby if you let your acid react with my base, you can count on getting 100 MOLES of my water and salt

That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

I wanna stick to u like glue-cose

Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you.

Hi does your body consist of Oxygen and Neon?, because you are the ONe.

Baby, I can feel an attraction between you and me, and it's more than just our universal gravitation...

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together.

Baby, we've got chemistry together... next period.

Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. what should i tell them?

My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.

How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?

Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together. (V=IR => (V/R)=I)

Baby stop with diet coke, you've got plenty of ASSpertame

Are you on the periodic table? 'Cause you are SODIUM fine

Even if there was no gravity left on earth I'd still fall for you.

it's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat

hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod

Baby girl are you jet fuel? Cause your melting me away.

You're so hot, you must be the cause for global warming.

Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

I might be a physics major, but I'm no Bohr in bed.

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold, and Titanium, because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful

Let's make like a transcription factor and response element and turn things on.

If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential.

Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.

Baby you give my electrons a positive charge

You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3)

Do you like Science?, cause tonight your gonna sample my DNA

Can I bombard your singularity with my rocket ship until you supernova?

Let's work out our orbicularis oris muscles together!

The direction fields of my heart all point to you

"Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you."

"Hello... I've been admiring your bacterial signature".

I believe you and I could prove the "Lock and Key" model later tonight

Want to be my substrate/enzyme?

baby lets measure the amplitude of our physical wave

If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend

Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.

Wanna alkylate my alkoxide? It's nucleophilic and ready to backside attack the halogen out of you.

Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!

Not only are we scientists, but we have the ability to do each other on a table, periodically.

Baby, I'm like an oceanic plate on a gravity slide - I can't wait to subduct beneath your crust!

You're so hot you denature my proteins

If you were Anatomy, then I'd be Physiology because they always go together!

Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?

If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you

Hey babe, wanna pilot my pillar of autumn.

Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine!

Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away

If you were C6, and i were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar...

You must be a magnetic monopole because all i get from you is attraction

I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?

Girl are you a chaged atom, because I've got my ion you.

Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity? Well damn.

You be the battery, I'll be the aluminum foil and together we'll light up the world.

Forget hydrogen you're my number one element

Are you a scientist? Because I Lab you

You are like a proton in my core--without you i could never be the same.

Hey baby, wanna form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?

Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.

Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?

You're a moving electric charge, and I'm a moving magnetic charge... Wanna flux?

If you were an element, you'd be Francium, because you're the most attractive

I don't need neurons to stimulate your sensory system.

If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

Are you a non volitaile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.

If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.

(To a scientist) hey can I put my Bunsen In your air-hole?

You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.

My love for you is like the universe...never ending!

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.

I'm A Twig.....You're A Twig......Lets Rub Together And Make A Fire.

Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.

I'd be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.

Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.

Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I'd let you subduct so we can make hot hot magma.

What say we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?

Baby, i'm gonna break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer!

How about you Palmitoylate my protein, so i can drive it into your lipid raft.

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