Religious Pick Up Lines

Are you religious? 'Cause your prayers have just been answered.

Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've been touched by an angel?

Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were Greek.

Let me check out your tag -- yep, just what I thought. "Made in Heaven."

You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.

You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

Do you believe in Divine appointment?

Is your daddy a Pastor? Cause that body is preachhhing to the choir.

Hey girl, what are you giving up for lent, because you should be giving up dat ass.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and savior.

I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.

You have an ass like the North Star....... Wise men will follow it.

The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.

They Call Me God Of Thunder...I'm going to hammer you Dry!

Are you a Jehovah's Witness? Cause I'm about to bend Jehovah and let you witness this dick.

"Are you Jesus,cause those are some holy jeans"

Hey girl. My potato is moist and I'm ready to part your red sea.

If you're here, who's running heaven?

You must be the North Star, because the light around you guided me here

God must of been in a good mood when he made you.

Are you a angel? cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *

Excuse me, but I believe one of your ribs belong to me.

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? No but I scraped my knees crawling out of hell!

"I claim you in the name of JESUS!"

If kissing you were sin, I would walk happily through hell.

Where do you hide your halo?

Hey, Are you a church person, If so lets go and make it heavenly

You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation

Confess here often?

You are the whole reason God invented boners.

Sometimes I feel great, sometimes I feel small, but only if I am by your side I feel like I am in heaven.

I'd fuck you so good, you'd think I was your priest.

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?

Stare at him/her til they say "What?" then be like "sorry i just looking at you and realized where god put my other half"

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