Are you religious? 'Cause your prayers have just been answered.
Would you touch me so I can tell my friends that I've
been touched by an angel?
Are you Greek? No? I thought all gods (goddesses) were
Greek.
Let me check out your tag -- yep, just what I thought. "Made in
Heaven."
You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.
The fact you are in my life shows God loves me.
You know how god created everyone you must have been his best creation
Confess here often?
You are the whole reason God invented boners.
My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
A lot of people think Scientology is a cult but that's not true. In fact, I want you to come to a meeting with me tomorrow to prove it. No I insist, you will come to the meeting tomorrow! You don't want the Thetans to eat your soul do you?
Stare at him/her til they say "What?" then be like "sorry i just looking at you and realized where god put my other half"
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