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Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!

"Excuse me miss, are you related to my keyboard? (No, Why?) "Cause you're just my type!"

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D"

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

Save a horse, ride a cowboy.

Im an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

Girl why dont you do a houdini and make those clothes dissapper

I hope you know CPR...cuz you take my breath away

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe"

Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for christmas.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me, I've lost my phone number - dya think I could have yours.

Are you a lumberjack.... cause you give me wood.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) Because I could see myself in your pants.

I hope you know CPR, cos you take my breath away!

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Did it hurt? (What) When you fell from heaven.

Hey do you have an extinguisher cause your on FIRE!

I'm not a photographer.....but I can picture us together.

Drop The Zero And Get With a Hero!

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Do you have 10 cents cause from here you look like a dime

"I'm interested in breakfast with you. Shall I call or nudge?"

Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

"I'm just a love pirate lookin' for some booty."

Are you a hole in the ground, cuz i'm fallin for u!

Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Hi I'm the new milkman would u like in the front or back?

Do you have a map? No why? Because I got lost in your eyes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Come here! (put her hand in your) pants u feel that? want it in your belly?

Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.

Are you a light switch? Cause I want to turn you on!

Hey, how did you do that? [What?] Look so good?

If I had a nickle for everytime a saw a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.

Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind alllll day.

Are you a virgin?... cuz your lookin pretty tight today

Are you from tennessee? Because your the only ten i see!

If i told you the word of the day was legs. would you come to my place and spread the word?

Hey..nice legs..what time do they open?

Did it hurt? girl: did what hurt? when you fell from heaven.

Is your last name pepper cause your SMOKIN!

I can give you what a snow storm can, 10 to 12 inches and u wont be able to leave the house for three to four days.

I know milk does the body good, but Dang... How much have you been drinking?

You look so cute standing there you diserve a prize, dinner with me!!

Is there a keg in your pants, cause baby I want to tap that ass

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

Do your feet hurting cos you have been running throug my mind all day


If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.

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