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"You can call me "The Fireman"....mainly because I turn the hoes on."

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Allow me to rescue you from your crowd of admirers.

Hey can I follow you home? ("What?") "Oh sorry my parents just told me to follow my dreams."

Girl we grown and he ain't gon treat you right, then I ain't gon treat you wrong.

"Do you have a composition notebook? Cause you can come position yourself on my face."

Hi, I am focusing on both body and mind... because I don't mind your body.

"Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe"

Boy: How many letters are in the alphabet?
Girl: 26!
Boy: I thought there was 21?
Girl: Umm, no!
Boy: "Oh I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T"

I have 4 words for you "Hol I Day Inn".

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

They’re called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

"Gurl, do you have a shovel in your back pocket?" (No Why?) "Cuz I'm diggin' that ass!"

Is your name Katniss, cuz you're starting an uprising in MY district.

"Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be."

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

"Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM."

"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"

"When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?"

"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Do you want to have my children? No. OK, can we just practice then?

Slow down, sugar, because Im a diabetic!

"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."

Can I get your picture, I wanna show Santa what I want for Christmas.

I'm an Astronaut and my next mission is to go to URANUS

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Do you work for UPS or Fedex? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

I Have Raisins How Bout a Date

I make more money than you can spend.

Wanna have sex? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Beautiful.

Hey Baby. My underwear is completly stretched out. You know what that means.

I’ll bet getting a date with you is more difficult than a five-finger prostate exam.

Do you handle chickens because you look like you'd be good with cocks

Hey, I lost my gun holester can I use yours?

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

I'm having a party at your ankles... should I invite your pants down?

Are you a girl scout because you tie my heart in knots.

They call me the milky way...Pleasure You Can't Measure.

You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out .

You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls

Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice

I must be the Sun and you must be Earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread for me anytime.

You can kiss heaven goodbye cause its got to be a sin to look that good.

Baby your so sweet you would put Hershey's out of business

Excuse me for interrupting, and I'm not trying to make a pass, but you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass.

I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

(Walk up to a woman, pause, and look, shake your head admiringly and say) Mission accomplished!

I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that.

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

Is your dad a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

Is your daddy a hunter. 'cause your such a fox!

Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Boy: Girl, whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test
Girl: What?
Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on

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