You know what would make your face look better? (What?) My legs wrapped around it.
"I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"
Boy if you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber
Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
Wanna be my Instagram boyfriend?
Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Boy is your name homework because I'm not doing you and I should be.
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today
I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.
You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk.
Are you David Beckham? Because I'd bend for you.
"Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be."
"Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?"
I'm not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood.
Is your name Lionel?, cause you made my panties Messi.
Are you a football player? Because I'd like you touchdown there!
My batteries are dead, can I borrow your dick?
Are you a trampoline cuz I wanna bounce on you?
What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
Hey baby...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?
They're called "eyebrows" cus my eyes are browsin your fine ass
Aren't you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?
I want to be an ant and climb up your balcony to whisper in your ear: Handsome, pretty and chocolate.
"I'd like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together."
Didn't you used to be known as John Holmes?
Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
You think crack is addictive? That's because you haven't kissed these lips.
"I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?"
If I were a stewardess, I would take you on my plane, but since I am not, I carry you in my heart.
Boy, are you the tiger from the Frosted Flakes box? Because you're looking "Grrrrreat!"
Baby you be the tree, and I'll wrap around you like a koala bear
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
You're giving me the Vacuum cleaner complex, because I want to suck everything.
Is your name Tom Brady? Cause you can inflate my uterus.
Are you a parking ticket? Cause' you got fine written all over you.
Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans
You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.
I love pick up trucks not pick up lines.
Are you a smoke detector? Cause you're really loud and annoying.
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?
You know what would go good on ur hot dog? Mayo
So, does the IQ match, the shoe size?
Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open
Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar
Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns
I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.
I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line
I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!
(to a baseball player)
Girl: are you a catcher?
Guy: no or yes, why?
Girl: cause you definitely caught my eye!
Are you Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!
Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p*ssy or is it too much for you?
Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice
Are you a dictionary? (Why?) Because you just gave me the definition of Gorgeous.
You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out .
Are you a carpenter? Because you can handle my wood.
Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.
Are you a Veterinarian? (No Why) because I need you to look at my pussy...
Are you a trampoline because I want to bounce all over you?
You've got a lawyers ass! Yup its firm.
Have you been to my yard? I make the best milkshakes
Are you hunting for a hottie because im legal game.
You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?
Do you train cats? (No, why?) Because you just made my p*ssy cum!
You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?
"Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?"
Nice package let me help unwrap that!
Guy: What's with all the winky faces?
Girl: Because I had something in my eye and it happens to be you.