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Do you sleep on your stomach? Him: NO... You: Can I?

Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

What's a nice guy like you doing with a body like that?

You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."

Hey baby...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Aren�t you the guy who gets fan mail from Ron Jeremy?

Didn�t you used to be known as John Holmes?

Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?

I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

Hi! I'm Craven Morehead are you?

You know what would go good on ur hot dog? Mayo

Do you eat tacos? (yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open

Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off?.

I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line

I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy... now take me away!

I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my pussy or is it too much for you?

Hey baby...I can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch?

I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!

Could you please step away from the bar ? You're melting all the ice

You're so hot ; a firefighter couldn't put you out .

Is your name country crock, cause you can spread me anytime.

Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"

You want to melt in my mouth or in my hand?

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

You know what they say about men with big feet. Want to prove that to me?

"Hey sweetheart, can I oil your piston?"

Nice package let me help unwrap that!

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