My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice
person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.
What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?
What's a nice girl like you doing at a First Saturday Rosary Cenacle like
this?
Nice bible.
I would like to pray with you.
You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a
christian.
You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?
Do you believe in Divine appointment?
Are you religious? Good, cuz I'm here to answer your prayers.
Damn girl, I know your going to hell because its got to be a sin to look that good
Do you have a name, or do angels just have pretty faces?
Let's do some things you’ll need to tell your priest about tomorrow."
You know how god created everyone you must have his best creation
Is it a sin that you stole my heart?
Sorry, but I couldn't help but noticing how cute you look in that
ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
Hi there. My buddy and I were wondering if you would settle a dispute we're
having. Do you think the word should be pronounced HOMEschooling, or
homeSCHOOLing?
Confess here often?
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