You have no chance of picking up a guy/girl by using these pick-up lines
Did you fart....Because you are blowing me away!!!
My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
Hey baby, have you fallen from heaven, because that would explain your face..
Can i buy you a drink? cause you look like an alcoholic.
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
Are you wearing a cow suit, or do you always look like a heffer?
Damn girrl did you get some lipo, your'e looking P H A T!
Are you a frito cause your really corny
How much do you weigh cause your lookin PHAT*
Tell your mom to stop changing lipsticks cause my dick looks like a rainbow
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted?
Damn girl, you must have all the flies around you because you're the shit!
Can I take you out to eat .....unless you wante me to eat you out
Come here or my dick will start CUMING for you!
Don't be so picky.... I wasn't!
Hey baby, theres a party in your mouth and everybody's coming
"Yeah, I am married. So what can I do to get you to go out with me?"
You seem really nice...not like the usual bitter pill I meet.
Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
How much did it cost? You know, the surgery that made you so hot?
Was god constipated when he made you cause you smell like a pile of shit
Did it hurt?(what?) when you fell from heaven? It sure looks like it
My love for you is like diahreah, I just can`t hold it in.
I just shit in my pants... Can i get in yours?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
Do you think you could teach me to be as full of shit as you are?
Good news, the test results are negative!
Wanna be my new vacume cleaner...its not sucking or blowing right
Do you want a invitation ( to what?) A Party in my pants
Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!
I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.
Ur not the prettiest one in here but beauty is only a paper bag away.
Fuck me now or you will die......die bitch die
You MUST have a nice personality.
Blow me you fat ugly hoe
Oh NO! I'm choking! I need mouth-to-mouth Quick!
I wish you were a pig (she asks why?) cause then youd have six....nipples(wait for slap)
Nice hair lets fuck all night long
I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
You're ugly but you intrigue me.
Theres a party in my pants and your invited.
"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for women, my thing would rust."
Your so nasty you make me want to go in and eat cottage cheese/p>
Are you a swimmer cause you have no eyebrows
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Do you like trash, cause I'd love to dump on your chest
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Tickle your pussy with a feather? (What?) I said, "Particularily nice weather."
Do you want a invitation ( to what?) A Party in my pants
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
Hi I'm (name) and no i dont plan on being this ugly for the rest of my life.
Was god constipated when he made you cause you smell like a pile of shit
I've got the dick, you've got the bum, so do the sum and let me ram your bum
It's Hammer Time,....bang me biaatttccchhh
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