Is Your Dad Pick Up Lines


Excuse me is your dad a lumber jack? Girl: No. why? cause everytime i look at you i get wood in my pants

Is your dad a thief? Why? Cause I saw him steal all the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

Is your dad a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes

Is your dad a dentist?(if yes) Then open wide

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

Is your dad a photographer.....because I can picture us together.

Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!

Was you're father a meat-burgler? cause someone stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your pants

Is your dad a terrorist? Cuz you r the bomb.

Is your dad retarded cause your special.

Are your parents assholes? Cause yor the shit.

Is your dad a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one hell of a knock out!!!

Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

Is your dad a drug dealer? cause you sure are dope!

Is your dad a butcher? Because I want to bone you.

Was your daddy a leprechaun, cause Irish you were naked.

Is your daddy a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Is your daddy a hunter. 'cause your such a fox!

Did your dad invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.

Is you dads name Oliver, cause soon you'll be Oliver this dick.

Is your dad a genie because your making my dreams come true

Your daddy must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!

Is your daddy the sun, because your beauty is blinding!

"Does your father sell diamonds? Because you are FLAWLESS!"

Your Daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!

Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.

Girl...is your dad a private eye? Because I saw you checking out my package.

Is your Dad a traffic cop? Because you got fine written all over you.

Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.

Is your dad an artist because your a fine peice of work.

Is your daddy an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection.

Is your daddy a spandex salesman? ... Cause you're TIGHT!

Is your daddy a magician? Cause abracaDAYUM!

Is your dad a carnie (carnival worker) Because I want you sit to on my face while I try to guess your weight.

Is your daddy an Aquafina worker cuz your jugs are perfect

Is your daddy the owner of Wendy's because you make me want to eat great even late!

Is your daddy Tony The Tiger (Frosted Flakes) because you look gggggreat

Is you dad a lumberjack, cuz baby you giving me wood

Is your daddy Willy Wonka because you look delicious

Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons!

Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl:no then how did you get those stars in your eyes

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life

Is your daddy a pilot? ... Cause you're FLY!

Is your daddy a farmer? Cause you sure do know how to raise the cock.

Is your dad a japelano because you sure are hot

Is your daddy a car salesman? [Why?] Because you have nice head lights.

Your father must be a thief because he stole the brightest star in the sky and put it in your eyes

Is your dad an alien because your out of this world

Is your daddy a wielder, [wait for answer]? Because you know how to mend my broken heart"

Is your daddy an electrician? (if answered no) O i thought he was b/c you are so Electrifying (If answered yes) I knew there had to be a reason why you are so electrifying!



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