Internet Pick Up Lines


Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

YouTube Myspace and I'll Google your Yahoo

I won't stop bugging you until I get the address to your home page!

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

Baby you know this shit isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.

Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access

Is their WiFi in hear because I feel a strong connection

Baby, if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

If I was a Facebook Status, would you like me?

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

Hey baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

Want to see my Red Hat?

I can turn your software into hardware


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