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Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire...
There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm sorry, TET Offensive?
I'll be your Secretary of the Interior...
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
"The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?"
"You must be the eighth wonder of the world!"
"If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'V' and 'I' together."
"Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column."
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