Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire...
There's a reason they say I started the Era of Good Feelings...
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore....my face should be among them.
Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm sorry, TET Offensive?
I'll be your Secretary of the Interior...
I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
Are you from Medieval Times?, cause you Sir Gagsalot
Did you invent the airplane?, cause you seem Wright to me.
Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.
If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Are you a tower? Cos Eiffel for you.
They don't call me a Rough Rider for nothing.
I'm no Thomas Paine, but you and I are Common Sense.
Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.
Want to reenact the Battle of the Bulge?
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
I have sex like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
Do you like history, because were gonna make history tonight.
Is your name Maya, cause I'd like to sacrifice you to the gods.
Don't worry if you're only wearing stripes because I'll make you see stars tonight.
Let's role play..I'll be Osama you be the cave..now let me hide in you.
Hi, I'm babe Lincoln, and I'm about to give you the Gettysburg undress.
"The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me...get the picture?"
"You must be the eighth wonder of the world!"
"If I could change the alphabet, I would put 'V' and 'I' together."
"Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column."