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Did you survive Avada Kedavra? Cause your drop dead gorgeous.
I heard you're a Gryffinwhore (Why?) Because you let every wizard Slytherin!
"My name might not be Luna, but I sure can Lovegood"
Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!
I wanna stick my "Sorcerer's Stone" in your "Chamber of Secrets" and release "The Prisoner of Azkaban" into your "Goblet of Fire" giving the "Order of the Phoenix" making my "Half Blood Prince" rise and give you the "Deathly Hallows"
"I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets"
I'm just like oliver wood, baby. I'm a keeper!
My wand has chosen you!
Save a broom; ride a Quidditch player
Hey, baby; I must be in the Room of Requirement, because I require YOU!
Wow, when I said "Accio hottie", I didn't expect it to work!
Want to learn to speak troll? Don't worry I can get you grunting in no time.
I'll remember to protect my wand when entering your chamber of secrets!
Lets practice Alohomora...you can be the door so I can slam you all I want!
"Have you been using Accio? Cuz I've been coming to you every night"
Would you like to whomp my willow?
"Let me Slytherin your Griffendoor."
Did you survive Avada Kedavra? 'Cause you're drop dead gorgeous.
Im not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
I wanna be your Dumblewhore.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
Wanna explore my chamber of secrets?
My house is called the Shrieking Shack for a reason. I'll show you tonight.
Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
I wanna open you wide like a book in the restricted section!
Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
Your kiss is like a dementor's........It takes my soul away!
Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Together we could really make the 'Shrieking Shack' worthy of its name.
You must have given me some Skelegrow, 'cause my bone is really growing right now.
I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
(Point your wand at girls crotch and say).... Alohamora!
Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?"
Hermoine, I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.
You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
Speak Parseltongue to me and I'll let my snake out!
Can I Slytherin your Ravenclaw or would you rather Hufflepuff my Gryffindor?
Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
Even though I am in Gryffindor, every time I see you something in my pants is Slytherin!
Forget the train honey, just hop on my platform 9 and 3 quarters
You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
Just the thought of your wand makes me spill my potion!
I can be anything you want me to be... I've got enough Polyjuice for the whole night!
I don't need accio, to make you come!
You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I am a seeker, are you my golden snitch?
I don't have a broom, can I ride yours?
I would take a marauders map just to stare at you all night!
Screw Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff and Slytherin, the only house I wanna be in is yours
We may not be in professor flitwick's class, but you sure are charming!
You must be really good at Transfiguration! (Why?) Because you've changed my life.
Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
Mind if I Weasley my way into your pants?
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
I don't need aguamenti to make you wet!
Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
I may be a muggle, but the things I can do in bed are magical!
If i were a sorting hat, I'd put you in my house!
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
I may not be Harry Potter, but I can be your chosen one.
I was the one who gave Moaning Myrtle her nickname!
I'm like devils snare. it only gets more painful if you struggle!
Once you go black you siriusly dont go back!
You can have the portkey to my heart.
Did you just say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby.
Hermoine your boobs look very heavy... can I hold them for you?
You're so hot, Aguamenti couldn't put you out!
If I opened my Gryffindor would you Slytherin?
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you!
My vagina is a horcrux, will you destroy it?
Let's have some fun this match is sick, I want to take a ride on you Quidditch stick!
Being without you is like being under a Cruciatus Curse!
You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS!
My wand? 12 inches, unyielding.....
You don't need to say "Incendio" to light my fire
Let's have a Tri-Wizard tournament
Protect your 'wand' from 'hogwarts' when you enter the 'chamber of secrets'
Is your name Felix Felicis? Cause you're about to get lucky!
I've got two Bertie Bott's beans and a wand, wanna taste?
I use to go to the Astronomy Tower to see stars, but now I can just look into your eyes!
I don't need the Mirror of Erised to know that you're everything I desire.
Baby, are you the Nimbus 2000 cause your sweeping me off my feet!
Do me, I'm Harry Fucking Potter.
Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
You make my Huffle puff.
Are you using the Confundus charm on me or are you just naturally mind blowing?
(Point at your chest/heart) It's a port-key. Once you touch it, it'll take you somewhere you ain't never been before.
Yeah, girls call me Aguamenti? Every time they hear my name they get wet.
Are you interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
Your smile's like expelliarmus: simple but disarming.
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