Pardon me for drooling,
but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
What's a nice ghoul like
you doing in a crypt like this?
I want to ask you out, but
I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots.
And...
Is that a bat in your
pocket, or does my costume excite you?
Please, Lady, come home
with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at
midnight!
Pardon me. I hate to
interrupt, but you've captured my eye. Could I have it back?
It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first
sight.
Hey, Baby, did you know
they call me "PumpkinHead"?
“I’ve got a rubber mask and you’ve got
the candy- let’s go trick or treating.”
“Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!”
“Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.”
"I wanna bob for yo’ apples."
“Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.”
“That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?”
"Why don’t we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in
my jack-o-lantern?"
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