Halloween Pick Up Lines

Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?

Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.

What's a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?

Hey there, mind if I take a bite? Cause your decomposing in ALL the right places.

I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots. And...

Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?

Please, Lady, come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number.

Pardon me. I hate to interrupt, but you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

Hey, Baby, did you know they call me "PumpkinHead"?

I may look like a slutty cheerleader, but under this dress...I'm all man, baby!

I've got a rubber mask and you've got the candy- let's go trick or treating.

Ooh, you look boo-tilicious!

Call me a pirate and give me that booty

Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

"I wanna bob for yo' apples."

Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead.

Baby, I'm a necrophiliac. How good are you at playing dead?

That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?

"Why don't we go somewhere where you can stick a candle in my jack-o-lantern?"

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