Gym Pick Up Lines


When females complain about gym equipment...Ladies do you know where there's a lot of female equipment for you to use....Right Here

Girl/Boy you make working out look good!!!!

Can I get your jersey (what) you know your name and number

You would be in great shape if your body could run like your mouth

(New girl at the gym:) "Hi, I think you are new here, and I wanna be the first male to bother you."

Are you a high jumper because u make my bar go up.

Girl, I heard your into fitness.. How about fitness dick in yo mouth

I hope your into yoga, cause your going to get a good stretch tonight.

Hey baby are you a boxer? "No Why?" Well you should be your one hell of a knock out!!!

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this dick in yo mouth

Have you heard the latest health report? it said you need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me

You run track?, cause I heard you relay want this dick.

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

Are you into fitness? Because soon I'll be fitness dick in yo mouth

Your eyes are so blue im swimming in them

If you were a pair of Nike sneakers id be in and outta you all day.

You must be a track star because you've been runnin marathons through my mind ALL day.

Are you a boxer? (No) Well how about you get on your knees and give me two blows to the head?

Can you catch? Cause I have 2 balls comin at ya.

If you were a basketball, could I drive you, and lay you up?


A girl walks into the gym, late. Everyone had already started to play dodgeball - instead sits out on the bleachers.
A guy says, "She can't play, she hasn't stretched yet!"
Another guy volunteers, "I'll stretch her out!"


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