Gothic Pick Up Lines
Oh, yeah, [gothic band name] is really great. . . I have all their rare stuff.
You remind me of my dead ex-girlfriend.
That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on the floor next to my bed.
So, are you a satanist?
Worship me!
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
"If its true you are what you eat...I could be you by morning..."
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
I'm a necrophiliac... How well do you play dead?
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
Hi. I'm a vampire, and I'd like to make my feelings for you immortal
"Hi. My name is *****, and I'm a vampire, but only on alternate Wednesdays."
Didn't I go to your funeral?
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
Would you please come home with me and tie me up...
"I wanted to get your name before one of us dies."
"What's your favorite Baudelaire poem?"
Is that blood, or wine that your having?
If you were a drug, I would overdose!
Are you male or female??? (does it matter?)
That's a nice neck - mind if I bite it?"
"Are you here alone, or will someone have to retain your affections over my dead body?"
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer
"You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer."
"If I was going to sleep with a heroin addict it would definitely be you."
"That's a fabulous black corsett and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on the floor next to my bed."
(Whisper) Don't tell anyone but I'm a vampire. (Whisper while drawing closer) No really. and I'm 4000 years old. Really. but now I live in the valley with my mom.
"Excuse me, miss? Hi, I'm doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm....weird chick.
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