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You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves
hand
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life
With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to
conquer the earth.
Hey I am like a Rubik’s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar
Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.
Your name is insert name here? Look, I can spell your name on my
calculator!
"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth
fundamental force.
Want to see my Red Hat?
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw
If you were my homework Id do you all over my desk
If you where a sheep I would clone you
Are you from pennsylvania cause i want to stick my pen in ur sylvania
You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!
Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You.
Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"
A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?
Are your parents retarded cause girl your special
Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie....
I can turn your software into hardware
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me
It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.
Civil War style: C'mon, baby, let's go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
i need a babysitter tonight cas my parents aren't going to be home..Interested?
Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.
70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.
Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?
You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear
Am I the piece? that finishes your puzzle
"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"
Tell me of this thing you humans call short dramatic pause love.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.
You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!
Hope you got a big trunk, cause im putting my bike in it.
Baby, if you were a booger i'd pick you first
If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie
hey baby, cum to butt-head
You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.
I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Baby i'll treat you like my hw- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long
It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?
Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.
Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.
You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?
I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That's why I had to use a simile.
Baby, you're like a pendulum... you'll only stop when I damp you
I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage."
You're cute, I'm cute, together we're 2cute!
If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?
My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.
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