Geeky Pick Up Lines


You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.

Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

Hey I am like a Rubik's cube the more you play with me the harder I get!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

I'm definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access.

Your name is insert name here? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Want to see my Red Hat?

If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw

My ex-girlfriend is like the square root of -1,.... she's imaginary.

My Creeper gets excited when it sees how hot you look.(Minecraft)

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

If you were my homework Id do you all over my desk

If you where a sheep I would clone you

Are you from pennsylvania cause i want to stick my pen in ur sylvania

You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!

Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You.

Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"

You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?

Are you from Mars beucase your ass is out of this world

hey girl do you play Minecraft? Because if you do I sure wanna play creative with you!

I'm not skinny, I'm ribbed for your her pleasure

Do you like the internet? Cause I can put you on there if you come back to my place.

I used to be able to recite the English alphabet till we met, now I can't get past u

I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness

Am I a break-dancing robot? (Why?) 'cause you turn me on

Are you my favorite book, cause when I think about you I touch my shelf.

Are your parents retarded cause girl your special

If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago

Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie....

I can turn your software into hardware

Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me

It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.

Its not the length of the vector that counts, its how you apply the force.

Civil War style: C'mon, baby, let's go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.

I need a babysitter tonight cas my parents aren't going to be home..Interested?

You look so good, it's like you have a permanent photoshop filter on or something

Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Here is my libary card, because im checking you out.

70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.

Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.

Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear

Am I the piece? that finishes your puzzle

"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"

Tell me of this thing you humans call  short dramatic pause love.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

"My name is Khan, please sit and entertain me."

Hope you got a big trunk, cause im putting my bike in it.

Baby, if you were a booger i'd pick you first

If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie

Baby, I couldn't help but take judicial notice of how fine you're looking tonight

hey baby, cum to butt-head

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Baby i'll treat you like my hw- I'll slam you on the table and do you all night long

It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

If my right leg was christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

Baby, you're so gneiss I'll never take you for granite.

Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube. THe more you play with me, the harder I get.

You have 206 bones in your body... want one more?

I love you like an unspoken metaphor. That's why I had to use a simile.

Baby, you're like a pendulum... you'll only stop when I damp you

Is their wifi in hear because I feel a strong connection

I wish we were in telophase, cause then I could admire your cleavage."

You're cute, I'm cute, together we're 2cute!

If I was a Facebook Status, would you like me?

If I toss a fair coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Are you a video game, cause I think your my Destiny.

My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory.

Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.


Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online?
Because you can receive a virus.


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