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You make me want to upgrade my Tivo.

Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life

With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.

Hey I am like a Rubik�s cube the more you play with me the harder I get!

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Battlestar Gallactica marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel.

Your name is insert name here? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."

If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

Want to see my Red Hat?

If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw

If you were my homework Id do you all over my desk

If you where a sheep I would clone you

Are you from pennsylvania cause i want to stick my pen in ur sylvania

You must be a summoner, cause I can feel a powerful creature rising... in my pants!

Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I'm attracted to You.

Walk by a girl and say "Are you looking at me? And if she says no say "Damn!"

A woman has 209 bones in her body do you want me to give you another one?

Are your parents retarded cause girl your special

Wanna have a bath with me.. you can play with my rubber dickie....

I can turn your software into hardware

Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me

It must be the civil war, cause I wanna bang you like a salvation drum.

Civil War style: C'mon, baby, let's go back to my place and I will load your musket with my ramrod.

Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.

i need a babysitter tonight cas my parents aren't going to be home..Interested?

Is that an iPod mini in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

70 percent of the human body is made up of water and im very thirsty.

Are you gonna kiss me or do i have to lie to my diary?

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear

Am I the piece? that finishes your puzzle

"Do you like computers?" (yes.) "Do you like file sharing?" (yes) "Good, 'cause I'm downloadable and user friendly!"

Tell me of this thing you humans call short dramatic pause love.

If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

Hope you got a big trunk, cause im putting my bike in it.

Baby, if you were a booger i'd pick you first

If you think chewbaccas hairy just wait till you see my wookie

hey baby, cum to butt-head