Gay Pick Up Lines

My two favorite letters of the alpabet E Z.

"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"

Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.

Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?

Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight your gonna nail me

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?

We're having a penis-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?

I've never seen such a big bulge in a man's pants. Wait a minute, yes I have � mine.

Is that a double ended dildo or are you just glad to see me?

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

My name is (your name)... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

"If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together."

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual

You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.

I hope you're not a vegetarian... cuz I want to feed you some meat!

I'm French Horny for your tromboner.

If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

I'm an interior decorator. I can fill your interior

Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this dick.

Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard.

Hey there, you like Glazed or creme filled?

You know, bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night.

I just saw George Michael in the men's room. He was asking about you.

Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?

I'm gay, straighten me out! I'm joining the priesthood tomorrow

Dude, I'm an American Express lover... you shouldn't go home without me.

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Nice ass... what time does it open?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand

You would be perfect for this movie I'm shooting its called "Dirty Sanchez"

Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Are you made of skittles, because i wanna taste the rainbow.

Would you like your parrot on this shoulder....or THIS shoulder?

Do you like the telletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.

I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line

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