Girl, your so hot my zipper is falling for you! (make her look)
I grew up during the sixties, with the peace and love generation. If I can't get some love, I'd like to get a piece.
On my last date, we played strip poker. We stripped, and I poked her.
I just got out of Leavenworth. Can I steal you a drink? How about a BMW?
Are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
We're not socks. But I think we'd make a great pair.
Girl, you Make Curves Great Again.
So we're friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
Keep calm and take your pants off.
Are you a model, cause I want to be your instagram boyfriend.
If your feeling down, can I feel you up?
I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.
Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride?
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me
Gurl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately.
How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
"Smile if you want to sleep with me." (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)
"You see that door over there? Let's go out."
You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'
You can call me Enterprise...cuz I'm here to pick you up.
Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
I know hello in 6 different languages, which one do you want me to tell you tomorrow?
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck... (wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
What do you do for a living? I'm a proctologist; the sign on my office door says �park in rear.'
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
Are you a angel? cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *
My love, when your eyes get sick, do you go to an ophthalmologist or a jeweler?
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
You may not be perfect, but your flaws are charming.
You have pretty eyeballs. Of course they'd be better if they were eyeing my pretty balls
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between '68 and '70
Roses are Red, Violets are Plants, what are you wearing, under your pants.
Mami you on fire...Le'me be the wind and make you even hotter.
I heard there is a yard sale back at your house, so lets get you out of those old clothes.
Your eyes are as brown as the Hudson river
I'm hot, can I take your pants off.
You stole my heart, so can I steal your last name?
I find your lack of nudity disturbing
You remind me of my appendix. I don't know you, but something inside me is saying I should take you out.
It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
Hey did you drop something? (Ummm What?) Your standards, Hi I'm Nick
If you where Monday, I'd want to be Tuesday so I could follow you forever.
Hi, Can I domesticate you?
Do you have a New Year's Resolution? I'm looking at mine right now. Let's ring in the New Year with a bang!
You must work in a library because you just increased my circulation!
Well if I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
I'd like to be the flu so I could spend a couple of weeks with you in bed.
Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
Hi, I'm doing an organ donation campaign, would you like to give me your heart?
Hey babe, are you an angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers.
"Give me your Instagram? (Why?) My parents said I should follow my dreams."
Do you know Karate, cause I don't want you to kick me when I grab your ass.
Your like my false teeth, I can't smile without you.
I ain't no hipster, but I can make your hips stir.
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Hey baby, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. (Aaaaachoooo.)
Do you have a map, because I want to find my way into your pants.
Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you.
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
Just say yes now and I won't have to spike your drink.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
Are you the dub to my step? cause' I wub wub wub you
I think i'm bipolar. One hour I'm thinking of you and another I'm thinking of us.
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months
Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
I laugh at things I'm attracted to, what about you?
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
Hickory Dickery Dock, it's time to suck my cock.
Girl your backside must be a cannon cause that ass is banging
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
Baby girl you remind me of a tide pod so clean until I eat you then make me poisoned in your love
I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
90% of my game is corny pick up lines and the other 10 is awkward stares
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"
I am a love pirate. I like your boooty arrrgh
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Girl are you a bong because I would hit that.
Which social movement do I have to participate in, to fight for the right to be the love of your life?
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo.
Are you a drug, cause I marijuana take you home with me tonight.
How about your red phosphorus coating and my short stick get together? Cuz its obvious we're a match.
I love you with all my butt, I would say heart, but my butt is bigger.
Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
"Are you stalking me? Because that would be super."
You don't want to have sex on your period? I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
I spilled skittles down my pants. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
Are you a thrift shop? Cuz yo tags aren't the only thing I'll be popping.
How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole
Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. Then you are blonde, that gives you five points. At 20 points you get my phone number.
You look a bit tired. Getting laid would do wonders for your complexion."
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
I call my dick Notorious, cause it's B.I.G.
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?
It's a celebration bitches! Now show Rick James your titi's!
"Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."
Hi, I was looking for a new friend and my boxers pointed at you.
Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.
Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.
Yo must be scissors, cause your looking sharp.
(Girl coming out of a bar): "Hi, I think I am gonna be the last guy to ask for your phone number today".
I'm like a celebrity going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
"Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to?"
Hell yeah I'm a dick...I'm addicted to you.
Someone farted. Let's get out of here.
I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
Are you a pirate because I'm wondering were you got that booty.
I'll be wiz khalifa and you can be my joint.
Hey are you a window cause I can see right through them clothes.
My wife doesn't understand me.
You remind me of my little toe! (Why, is it because I'm small and cute?) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk.
"Your dad must not have a penis. He's got a paintbrush!"
Girl, you know you can't resist....cankles like these.
Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithoutSpaces.
If you were a Pirate would your parrot be on this sholder (hand on closer sholder) or this sholder? (arm around her with hand on other sholder)
"Are you here alone, or will someone have to retain your affections over my dead body?"
Is your name Betty Crocker, cause your always making me rise.
I hear you like Bolts, well let me teach you how to screw
"You've stolen my heart away. Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer."
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
Hey you looking for a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD all I need is U
"You wanna go skinny dipping... in my water bed?"
Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons?
Are you a drum? cause i'd bang you
"I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. "There's your future."
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) I'd love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Have you visited Wuhan, China recently?, because your smile is contagious.